Low-waisters

Attention please, all dedicated female fashionistas
Listen up young ladies, here’s a message for you sisters

It currently may be in vogue for waistlines to hang low
And for navels and their piercings to be blatently on show

But if you choose to wear your jeans slung down around your hips
I urge you, show some self-restraint when tucking into chips

Stick strictly to a regimen of fruit and veg that’s fresh
For nothing’s less attractive than the sight of too much flesh

You may believe you’re beautiful as down the road you strut
Displaying for the world to see, the horror of your gut

But it's really quite revolting to be showing off your fat
In jeans designed for skinny girls with tummies taught and flat

And when those jeans are worn with heels on which you’re forced to hobble
The result is just an increase in your lumber-region wobble

So if you have no will-power and you feel you must indulge
Show some consideration, please, and cover up your bulge