Fire Blanket

Fire blanket, fire blanket
You save my life

Fire blanket, fire blanket
I’m one lucky wife

Fire blanket, fire blanket
You saved us all

When the chip-pan exploded
into a fire ball

Fire blanket, fire blanket
My lesson is learnt

Fire blanket, fire blanket
My eyebrows are burnt

Fire blanket, fire blanket
If I want food that’s greasy

I’ll go to the chip-shop
’cos it’s safer and easy